Dale here with a math poblem for everyone:
If it takes 24 hours for 20 cookies to pass completely through the various components of the digestive system of a one 17 lb. dog, how many hours would it take for 40 cookies to pass through a now-18 or 19lb. dog?
Answer: Sweet lordy, I hope I never find out! (To this end, I have placed the other two bags of cookies on a very high shelf, with the cooking instruments and iron and other things I never use).