Dale got me a new bed!

Okay, ostensibly she got herself a new bed, but we both know how things work around here. It's a queen size anyway, so there's plenty of room for the both of us. It's super-soft, plus she got brand new sheets to fit it, and what with all the comfiness and the happiness and the starchiness, I was just so excited that I....threw up all over the new bed. I wanted to mark the extent of my happiness and excitement with something extraordinary--not your usual puddle o-phlegm, but a tour-de-force Olympic-quality kibble-rich offering which hit both sheets, box spring, and pillowcase in a single shot. Success on the first try.

See, that's the great thing about dogs. They show you when they're grateful.