I once read an e-mail in mom's account (man is she predictable with her passwords. Plus the security question for her accounts is often "Name of favorite pet"--my only problem is sometimes I type "me"...) that was ostensibly a letter from a kid in college to her parent, and the kid was saying how she had gotten kicked out of school, was pregnant, had been arrested needed $1,000,000 etc etc...and then at the end it said something like "Just kidding. But I did get a C - in Calculus. Hope this e-mail helps keep things in perspective."
So along those lines...mom.
It's been a bad day.
Just kidding. But I did get into the Iams. Hope this helps keep things in perspective.